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Podcasts / Streaming

The Rick Emerson Show is available for download or "almost live stream" at www.970.am/


Video Clips

To see heaps more Rick Emerson Show YouTube clips, click here!

Listener Party 10 "Emerson History X" Intro Video - YouTube Video   
Scotti J. in "Show Me the Baby!" - YouTube Video   
Horns Across the Hawthorne - YouTube Video   
Emerson Starship perform "Another Thing Coming" at Listener Party IX - YouTube Video   
Listener Party IX: He didn't know the words, but the dude had heart - YouTube Video   
Storm Large & Jairus Minsky perform "If I Close My Eyes Forever" at Listener Party IX - YouTube Video   
Rick Emerson Show Listener Party IX Intro Video - YouTube Video   
The Final Countdown - Official annoucement of the Rick Emerson Show v5.0 - YouTube Video   
BTJ House Band does N.I.B. at the DVD Release Party - YouTube Video   

90 second clip of "Bigger Than Jesus" at the Clinton Street Theater, Summer 2003 - Real Media


First Annual Rick Emerson Dungeons & Dragons Invitational

Pepper and ginger as a weapon - MP3
Jewish dwarf - MP3
Loincloth and pantyhose - MP3
Can I go invisible? - MP3
Sing us a song, you're the Dungeon Master... - MP3
Morning wood - MP3


The X-Box Files

The return of the nerds! - MP3
You suck. No you suck. - MP3
The Booby Doctor is in! - MP3
I'm gonna take you down! - MP3
Your mom's a faggot! - MP3
Rednecks with plasma pistols - MP3


It's The Worst Song You've Ever Heard

Joe Pesci: What a Wonderful World - MP3
Joe Pesci: Wise Guy - MP3
Rappin' Rodney Dangerfield - MP3
The Best of Wing - MP3
The sweet synth sounds of Hulkster in Heaven - MP3
Tammy Swindell and her charming son Bobby: Two By Two - MP3
The Kids of Widney High: The Insect Song - MP3


Show clips

"What a Geek Believes" - MP3

Portland F'ing Oregon Spots
#1: Plate of Jo-jos - MP3
#2: Jayesunn - MP3

A Very Special On-Star Commercial - MP3

Pander 103 Promo #1 - MP3
Pander 103 Promo #2 - MP3
Pander 103 Promo #3 - MP3

Approved by the FCC: Kittens - MP3
Approved by the FCC: Helen Keller - MP3

Tim Riley gives a ho his bone - MP3

4/2/04: Impromptu speech on Why I Love Portland - MP3

8/13/01: Part of my first day back on the air after The Unpleasantness I - Real Media


Interviews

Brian O'Halloran & Jeff Anderson from Clerks & Clerks II - MP3
Marky Ramone - MP3
Don Rickles - MP3
Steven Seagal - MP3
4/11/03: Ron Fugelseth and Patrick Radcliff, makers of the film "The Goonies Vacation" - MP3
09/14/01: Portland Mayor Vera Katz - Real Media


Bigger Than Jesus audio

Music from the DVDs

Bigger Than Jesus closing song: The Dry County Crooks "Don't Take Me for Granted" - MP3
Jesse Cunningham's rendition of "Teenage Dirtbag" - MP3


MP3s of the Bigger Than Jesus House Band from the DVD Release Party

Andrew sings Skid Row - MP3
Jesse does Priest - MP3
Jairus & Scooter do the Crue - MP3
Jairus, Scooter, and Andrew sing "Wanted Dead or Alive" - MP3


On-air Auditions

For several weeks, the production held on-air auditions for "sound alike" vocalists to front the Bigger Than Jesus House Band. They were looking for personality, shamelessness, and nerves of steel. These are the singers who passed the test and were cast in the show...

Jairus Minsky singing Black Sabbath's "N.I.B." - MP3
John Hughes singing "Rock and Roll" and his infamous rendition of "Black Dog" - MP3
Michael Chriss singing "867-5309" - MP3


The Tim Riley Factor

Rick performs "Surrender" with the Dry County Crooks (live at Listener Party 5) - MP3
The Tim Riley Factor performs "The Man Song" (live at Listener Party 5) - MP3
Gene Simmons Took My Girl (garage demo) - MP3
I Wanna Be a Ramone - MP3
Christmas Time in Portland - MP3


Rick, Sales God Paul, and Fairly Honest Don (of Fairly Honest Don's Machine Gun Parlor) get down with some serious destruction.

A short while back, some of us accompanied Fairly Honest Don on an outdoor destruction adventure. Well, not actually DESTRUCTION of the outdoors, but you get the point. In any event, the following video clips are both hilarious and awe-inspiring... I mean, you don't really appreciate what an M-60 is until you fire it. Be sure to check out the part where Don hand keeps the machine gun from kicking me off my feet.

Fairly Honest Don demonstrates the subtle nuances of the M-60 for us - MPEG
That's me saying "Jesus Christ" at the end.

I take my turn at the trigger - MPEG
Pay special attention to the hand that plants itself in the middle of my back at the beginning -- that was to keep me from being knocked on my talk-show ass by the kick from the gun.

Sales God Paul on the gun - MPEG
That's a big swamp in the Tillamook Burn that we're shooting into, by the way ... and it's about three degress outside.